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6 days agoThey also didn’t mention bike lanes, so it’s probably safe to assume they either (a) don’t exist where they live or (b) there are bike lanes but the cyclists are assholes who refuse to use them
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Yeah. All the downvotes shows how wrong I was and I accept it
214·18 days agoYou dare suggest something that is actually good for everyone? You monster!
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
None of their devices need to be charged atm. You have every intention to use their charger in the same room as them. You have every intention to give the charger back when finished and not leave the room with it.
With all this laid out, this is still likely gonna be their responses to the question