Twitter. Just never saw the point.

Richard Hendricks would like a word.

Already did 😎

My wife could’ve written this

Hot Tub Time Machine

I’ve had this same thought. I blame the smartphone for removing the last barrier to entry for most people. It became easily accessible and from pretty much anywhere. Kind of like an Eternal September but from a global perspective.

I run a local instance of www.snapdrop.net in docker off my Synology NAS. Works great!

There are….voicemail apps??

Wow, I haven’t thought about kixtart in a long time!

Wow, happy cake day to you!

These days, sadly, just sit on my couch and watch fuckin TV. I’m just so beaten from work and everything that I just have no interest in much anything else.

A few years ago, I wondered why that was and googled it. I came to an Advil site with an expandable FAQ, and one of the questions was “why does Advil taste sweet?”

So I expanded it out to reveal this shocking answer (or something similar): “Advil tastes sweet because it is lightly coated in sugar.”

Thanks, I guess. I just closed the tab in mild irritation and moved on with my day.

I do this, but with graham crackers instead.

…ucking stupid

Shittin in the shower

I’m currently working on a cleanup project, and another manager with whom we closely work volunteered some of his people to assist.

After providing a status update to my manager this morning, I let him know that I was unsure of the status for one of the people from the other team. I hit her up on teams earlier and asked, but she’d been away for over 22 hours and hadn’t responded. He tells me to call her, so I do, and leave her a voicemail.

“Call until she answers. No answer is unacceptable unless she’s on PTO.”

Smokes, let’s go.

Maurice: shrug

Alien dude is fuckin lovin it