Thanks scientists!

What?

If your dog shit in your dining room would you grab the garden hose?

Do they have bidets in public restrooms?

I didn’t complain.

The Party Time Zone

Hamburger Heart Attack is a great band name.

Thank goodness for that basement.

We’re here, frantically paddling to keep up.

Get a Pixel?

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.