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Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the strangest reason you got in trouble in school?English18·5 days agoIt was a long history of me antagonizing her, because she wasa a religious prude and deeply unsuited for the role, and I was a little asshole. I sat in the hall more than at my desk.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the strangest reason you got in trouble in school?English14·5 days agoI asked my health teacher to describe an orgasm.
Alphebetizing by the “The” should be a criminal act.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's your best Lemmy post or comment so far?English6·2 months agoI still haven’t beaten my first post for number of upvotes. Beginners luck, I guess.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Does anyone else think Lemmy could benefit from a community-specific search feature?English13·2 months agoVoyager as well.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Can wearing unwanted body hair tighly help to naturally damage and remove it ?29·4 months agoThe pain in having newly braided pubes, braided tightly enough and regularly enough to induce alopecia… just wax, my bro. Just splurge on laser removal.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a movie that you were probably "too young" to see, when you first watched it, but you're glad you did?1·5 months agoWhat about Leon: the Professional? I don’t know if that has been posted yet. But I saw that when I was however old you are in seventh grade. 12? 13? There’s some cop stuff for the bb cop.
The first and second Crow movies are good for the goth one.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's a movie that you were probably "too young" to see, when you first watched it, but you're glad you did?4·5 months agoIt depends on the 9 and 11 year old, but I saw Interview With The Vampire when it came out when I was 10, and I read the book at 12…
Are the nieces interested in spooky shit, or scifi, or fantasy? That might help you refine your picks.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What was the worst love triangle you were involved in?20·5 months agoI had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.
Maybe not the worst, but very timely.
There’s !justpost@lemmy.world, but there’s another one that gets downvoted all the time where it’s just one person saying violent stuff about their day in a community they moderate. Dude built the perfect rage room, and I can’t remember what it’s called.
Bananas act as egg substitutes. Add to any sweet baked thing, like waffles or pancakes.
Edit: peel them first, and put them on a plate in the freezer before you stick them in a freezer bag. It’s much less intimidating when you don’t have to deal with peeling a shitty slimy frozen banana.
Edit edit: Muffins are superior.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are some one liner comments or quotes you read that have stuck with you for years?7·7 months agoI give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.
I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If there were only three laws, which should they be?11·8 months ago•Try not to be a dick
•No means no
•An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.
Sports. I do not care. And keywords futa, yiff, and ecchi.
That’s a warlock. Deadlock is the first frontman from AC/DC, before they got that Geordie fellow.
No that’s dreadlocks. A deadlock is an early class of battleship.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the dumbest blockbuster movie you have seen that somehow received high praise?2·1 year agoJoel Schumacher’s Batmen movies, especially the Clooney one, were so awful they changed the tone of superhero movies from that point on.
I watched them both very recently during an extended Arnold Schwarzenegger movie binge, and it’s absolutely worth hate-watching them again for the sheer wonkiness and absurdity of… everything. Try tallying the Dutch angles. And girl power platitudes.
Plum@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the dumbest blockbuster movie you have seen that somehow received high praise?5·1 year agoDoubtful. The whole marvel train is crashing.
I expected it to be worse, tbh.