I know that any task not done immediately will be permanently deleted from my attention span so I hyper focus on getting the entire task done in one go so I can forget about it. My annual review said I am one of the highest producers in the group.

It kills me when I download a simple app to my phone that’s 60 mb. When I was a child we built the world off 1.44 mb floppies. How did we stray so far from God’s light?

Keva Lagos from The Last Emperoux by John Scalzi. Brilliant, profane, and aggressively sex positive. She steals the attention from every page she’s on.

Peak iron chef was when they had some kind of rare lobster and one chef boiled ten pounds of them to make stock for a soup. Like $10,000 of lobster for a soup. It was bananas .

My wife was getting trigger point injections for chronic pain. The LPN giving her the injections into her pelvic area was a redheaded knockout. My wife groaned in pain, the nurse leaned in for a better angle, I put my coat on my lap.

It’ll also dissolve the plastic . This is terrible advice .

You can buy a big box of alcohol wipes for cheap. They’re great for cleaning small things like earbuds and the case.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

So the Russians saw that Americans shot down a 2 seat jet and said “Hold my beer.”

I dunno, Nixon’s fuckery is downright provincial these days.

They truly believe that somehow THIS will be the billionaire to save them.

It even plays a happy little tune while it does it.

I recently bought a zojirushi rice cooker because of their reputation for making perfect rice and lasting decades. So it’s the AK of rice cookers. Or more like the AR because it was $200.

Where? I wanna play!

God as my witness, I used to be amused by the front fell off video. Now it’s so cliche I’d skip a thread where it might come up. I deleted my reddit account a week ago and although changen is hard I don’t miss the burnt humor that passed as culture.

Regret is like salt, you sprinkle a little in to hide the bitterness. -The Expanse

Time dilation count?

They’re all going to be so surprised and wonder why nobody protected them.