Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]

On an infinite scale a room full of monkeys and a typewriter will write pig poop balls

I’m like Zoolander, I can’t cum left

I’m jealous of how remarkably average you are.

I would simply against the spicy orange cheeto.

You won’t trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!

*people [omitted] writing poorly

If you’re going to criticize grammar/punctuation, you had better be immaculate when doing so, let alone two mistakes within two words.

Triceratops, because they imply the existence of Tricera-bottoms.

Also they’re just walking tanks and my second favorite Zoids.

The Lib-th Sense

Shit did I miss a memo? Are we doing a bit where we defend the morality of the US constitution? Hold on everyone, I call the 13th amendment!

When your gator disguise fails because you can’t abandon the comfort of your crocs.

I used to think it was “limbels”, no freaking idea where I picked it up either. I still use it in my own mind. “I can bench 200 limbels”

It’s improv, most of the “results” might be determined before hand, but getting there is up to the wrestlers, and the audience doesn’t know where the story is meant to go so can stay invested. The damage is fake but the athletics is very much real.

Mandatory bees nutz

It’s camouflage from perverts and Terfs.

Calipers are strictly for measuring the brainpan of undesirables.

Pedantic much? Have you coasters ever seen a landboat? Everyone here has seen a sail disappear at the horizon of the great plains.

People get real busybody when they see me driving on a donut for two weeks. Like dude this is the tenth time I’ve done this with the same donut. Random shit can fail any time, I’m not falling for that particular paranoia.

Holy hell