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Polkadot.

If you say so.

Can’t go wrong here.

Ducking autocorrupt

It’s not. But it’s disturbingly apt.

“I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?”

That’s a lot of filet o’ fish wrappers.

I probably wouldn’t have killed John Lennon if that was the case.

You always left me satisfied.

Huh, she said the same thing…

A little bowlegged, but otherwise fit as a fiddle.

Nope. Came out of the womb at 37.

Anything Self-Help. They’re usually just a vehicle to sell more shit.

“If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? Also, if you’re reading it in a book, folks, it ain’t self-help. It’s help.”

St. George Carlin

I now have negative desire to read this.

My exact thought as well. It was mandatory in HS, and i just never got the hype. Holden Caufield is a whiny phony.

Just Fa.

I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

Conversations at the Edge of Apocalypse by David Jay Brown was interesting, but haven’t read it in quite a while.

South Park and Philosophy by Robert Arp was interesting if I’m remembering correctly (another book that i haven’t read in over a decade,) but it’s accessable.

Grant was special. I could write a novel just about him and his two younger brothers, and not make a single thing up.

One time, he proudly declared that we could drive over his head with a pickup truck, and all he needed was a throw pillow from the couch to avoid road burn.

Irish Spring to be exact! And i gotta say that first bite of pepperoni pizza afterwards was… pleasant. That’s when i learned about the lye content in soap.