FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

🎶Some of those that burn crosses
are fine people who deserve unquestioning support actually🎶

“It’s true though, we don’t want to ethnically cleanse Palestinians…It’s just that we stand to get A LOT of money for it and simply don’t care one way or the other if they live or die. So whaddaya gonna do?”

Comrades, it has been a privilege posting with you today

“And, obviously, price is the SOLE mechanism we have to limit purchases. I mean, sure, we could simply not allow one dude to back up a dumptruck to push 10,000 rolls of toilet paper into-”

*crowd interrupts with cheers*

"But-BUT that would be Un-American and communist! And my father died fighting those commies!

“So that will be $65 a roll if you want to wipe your ass”

Plasticizers are chemical compounds that make materials more flexible. “No matter who you are, or where you are, your daily level of exposure to these plasticizer chemicals is high and persistent,” Volz said. “They are ubiquitous.”

Well, at least all the microplastics invading my brain are staying nice and flexible…

🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find

He’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵

I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:

“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”

Economics

I don’t think I’ve ever had the chance to post this sincerely before…https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ