“Listen boss, I know you wanted me to create it in a certain way, but I am not a pixel pusher alright?! I am a mirror of ideas, so I made something completely different from what you pay me for, what do you mean I’m fired?”
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Darkenfolk@dormi.zoneto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?2·3 months ago“maybe I shouldn’t have texted that reaction to his apple emoji, but it felt right in that moment"
Random excerpt from the late Throbbing_Banjo discography.
Darkenfolk@dormi.zoneto Memes@lemmy.ml•only one message for reposters: If you didn't make it, don't post your lazy regurgitated trash.12·3 months agoI rather have a repost instead of all these motherfuckers only posting a link to some external website which throws a 404 error.
From an outside perspective, or from a position of ignorance?
At least I personally don’t know any American cops and I somehow doubt that you know any, but I can be wrong about that of course.
I do trust that their countryman have a more informed opinion on American cops than ‘outsiders’ do though.
T’was a lot of screaming and flamethrower noises at the end, so that’s perfectly understandable.
Fascist or anti-social bumper stickers like punisher logos
Ain’t the punisher from a comic book? What did those damn Americans do this time?!
needless to say i’m looking forward to it ending.
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Amputate your legs, no legs no pain!
No kink shaming on my Christian servertm
The middle ages are long past, people won’t look at you weirdly if you wash yourself more than once a year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What, feeling too good for an unproductive Internet fight with strangers who probably would agree with you if they could read?
The k makes it sound more islamic and triggers western audience’s latent islamophobia
With all due respect, I don’t think it’s the K-sound that triggers the “western audience’s latent islamophobia”.
That probably has more to do with the news from England and Germany.
I’m a GenZ-er
I fall asleep
Typical genZ, getting those zzzz’s. That’s probably how they got the name.
Yet another thing we should hold Canadians responsible for, apart from clubbing baby seals.
What does it taste like though?
Single sheep rendition of “the nutcracker” feat cameraman.
Darkenfolk@dormi.zoneto Memes@lemmy.ml•My Mother's real name is Karen. She is kind, loving, and sacrifices much for others.1·10 months agoThat’s something a motherfucker would say!
Why don’t you define it if you know it so well? I’m looking through this comment chain and the only thing you have been doing is deflecting or jumping to another topic, while asking bad faith questions.
The other guy could at least be bothered to give his definition, it might be the wrong one, but I ain’t reading a counter definition.