The only advice I’ve ever gotten about this is as follows:

“If it floats, flies, or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent it”

I think you have a very serious Nazi problem that needs to be dealt with.

Tossa de Mar, in Girona Spain.

Hands down not even close no contest

Removed by mod

How’s that working out for you?

Snowden is a puke fuck scumbag

“the sentiment” is a fucking stupid slogan that NO ONE takes seriously.

Stop fucking sloganeering reality you twats.

Their walled garden bullshit.

Proprietary cables? Get fucked.

Completely ignoring him for the rest of your life as you find joy in not remembering he exists. The best present.

Hmmm, yes. This grass… It feels very, grassy.

I’M HEALED!

Mostly getting stoned and doing kung fu training

All my maps were government issued.

What qualities do women want, in your opinion?

Is this dark humor or are you unfamiliar with the savage lands called “the USA”?

No.

Communism is really fucking stupid.

Yeah Stalin was a real peach.

What the fuck are you on?

Edit:

Also

FUCK YOU FOR POSTING A LINK TO A GODDAMN DOWNLOAD YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG

Forest Gump Part 2: That Boy Ain’t Right

I’m fairly certain these aren’t Oyster mushrooms

Life, uhhhhh, finds a way.

Online ordering is the best, especially when it’s the only option even at the restaurant. Pay on your phone and leave, it’s crazy more places haven’t adopted it.