Disney will sue you if you say otherwise.

I’m more surprised bing doesn’t have a fail over for whenever bing goes down.

Is mad cow coming back?

Depends who you ask, some would consider that age group to be the at the end of Gen X and some consider that the beginning of the millennial. So people in that age group can consider themselves members of both generations.

Some famous ex felon and computer hacker named Kevin Mitnick wrote some books about privacy maxing, you might want to read a few of them. I guess he’s still a felon, he just served his sentence and is no longer in prison. He did legit steal some people’s identity and commit wire fraud.

Private discord groups or anonymous message boards where you don’t create an account to make a post or those dark web places where you can buy the illegal drugs and stuff.

Windows just calls them dependants.

Easy as shit to use to.

Most modern NICs will auto negotiate now so the cross over cable is no longer needed.

Most sane reply, lol.

IT person…

Uses chrome…

Both cannot be true friend, sorry. Your buddy is either a fake engineer or their main job isn’t IT.

If you really have friends in IT they haven’t used chrome or edge in a while, or their using the scripting bot for weekly progress reports to their boss, and they’re only using it for that…

There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.

It’s implied that it could go either way, but the ending it has ended before that could be decided. Also that undercover cop burned out his brain for a cause he never really signed up for.

A Scanner Darkly, the drug epidemic is controlled by the pharmaceutical companies and they are still rich at the end.

Didn’t his wife cheat on him or some shit and he’s in the middle of divorce right now?

When I first started applying for IT jobs back in the day I would see “Scrum Master” jobs get posted a lot and I would think to myself “why the fuck do they need to hire a rugby player” before I knew what a scrum master actually did.

You can also just root your droid anyway.

Apple does it to, but I’ve only ever seen it happen when you buy your phone on a payment plan as part of your service agreement through your service provider. Kind of like if you lease a car and stop making payments they can lock the engine from turning over.

Having your Internet connection drop because someone picked up the phone.

I completely forgot Dave Chappelle is in that movie until recently.