I will always be thankful for Dialectical Behavior Therapy by Marsha Linehan. I have never been diagnosed as borderline, but the lack of basic coping and interpersonal skills was obvious. It wasn’t a cure, but it has given me a foundation on which I was able to move forward with deeper, therapeutic processes. Frankly, I think everyone should go thru all the modules at least once.

And God forbid you move too fast for the machine to keep up! Fucking “modern” technology.

R/Greebles and r/crabcats!

Spying on the pussy next door.

Absolutely this. Roombas are like stupid puppies; you think you have the house roomba proof, only to come home to find it stuck in some obscure corner, whining pathetically.

How is a novice to tell?

I microwave my ice cream. Not until it’s completely melted, but till there is just the right mix of melty and firm. Even better is eating microwaved ice cream in the middle of winter while cuddled under and electric blanket. Pure bliss!

I was wondering about this, plus what species are they invading upon by moving further north?

There is a ton of shaming done. Politicians, ceos, newspaper headlines bitching about how no one wants to work, how people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, how a major economic depression with 50% joblessness will teach workers to appreciate their jobs and their bosses more.

While at the same time telling us to stop buying daily coffees and making avocado toast. Just another way to fuck us up.

I miss these being as ridiculous as headlines got.

Who eats their hotdogs cold?!

To your cheese sausage I would reply “And for you, I have tuna patte.”

Chastity belt… CLANG!

Not a single mention of Blowfly Girl

Note to self: “decorate with crystal balls…” Got it!

These are great. My fave is Risky Business. https://youtu.be/5Lt3alnMKBs

Really really white and furry

It could have been so much better, but The Black Cauldron with the oracular pig is a favorite.

Edit to add: and The Goonies!

Made all the better. Dark fantasy at its best.