Bu-bu-but you didn’t think of my investors!

There were some theories about volcanism and other events that changed the environment enough to cause their decline, but from what I remember, most of those were proposed before we found the Yucatán crater.

Yeah that’s rarely the only trait someone has that I find objectionable. Homophobia tends to come in a cluster with other shithead opinions

Concerned about anxiety? Try ignoring it with video games!

Yeah, humanity has a dark side that comes out whenever we feel mildly threatened. It’ll never stop.

English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

The only thing that can prevent a good orphan from being crushed is a bad orphan with a… wait what?

Well, they’ve only killed 1% of Gazans, surely that’s not enough to worry about their intentions!

Drone strike, send in a team to collect it before it can heal if it survives, lock it in a metal box and drop it in the Mariana trench.

When the fork I use for lunch and throw away will outlast my civilization, I’m very much ok with destroying that technology.

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