Carl [he/him]

Eddy

Been doing rideshare late at night the last week, holy damn I didn’t realize how bad the public bathroom situation was in my town, and I’ve got a car to hunt for one.

We should genuinely have a public bathroom minimum. You want to run a store in town? You gotta make your bathroom open to the public. Don’t care if the people using it are customers or not.

I wanna visit the Indus Valley Civilization and see what they were about. If I’m not changing history I’m just gonna be a temporal tourist, hosting a livestream where I ask Romans where the best fast food is at and stuff.

hãbanero

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

fuck french toast, marry waffles, kill pancakes.

love my dog

Clan rock stacker.

why does civility have an absolutely massive trunk?