As someone currently using the toilet let me tell you.

It’s pretty ok.

It turns into hard rock

What if you were gonna lie though

wiggles fingers jazzily

Ill always remember going to firelink shrine for the first time.

Arrive at firelink, go to cemetary, get calcium stolen by skeletons multiple times. Think maybe i picked a bad character. Re roll

Character 2. Attempt to murder guy sitting at firelink for his armor. Die. He wont unaggro after respawning. Re roll character again.

Pick knight, finally find undead parish, things start to click.

Oh wow im blind lol

“I dont think this bubble can get much bigger”