Also, please wash your hands regularly

ETAword: regularly.

Is this a bot account?

Ugh. Tooooooo fucking relatable.

Phone wipe ?

We are technically still in the 2000s 😝

✨

I finally moved out on my own and have peace of mind.

Ouch

I’m still inviting you

Oops. I’ve b come that person.

Yesterday I got called by my dentist, my cat’s vet, an apartment I had emailed inquiring for an interview. All within 5 minutes of each other! Talk about anxiety overload.

Will they attempt to eat us as well since we now have plastics within our body?

:o

BEING BORN

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