I’m gonna be honest, as soon as Brandi Love professed her backing for Trump, she was done in my bank

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But she really isn’t. There is nothing special about her in a world where you see 30 of her simply going out for groceries.

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That’s what the guns and potatoes are for.

Obviously I’m not alone here.

Dude, hustle up to the bar and drink 13 beers like the rest of us, and fall asleep on the plane during boarding, after you’ve reminded the gate attendant that you’re mentally handicapped.

It wasn’t the smoking that didnt kill em. It was the minding their own fucking business.