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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Pls help its been on for 5 miles now

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Pls help its been on for 5 miles now

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    If you hear a clicking sound run. It’s the onboard bomb detector.

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    They need blinker fluid.

    • WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip
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      Only 6,000 blinks? That’s nothing but a watered-down scam-in-a-bottle preying on the naïve drivers trying to buy blinker fluid for their very first time. It has to be good for AT LEAST 10,000 blinks before I’d even consider putting in my car

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        6,000 blinks in a BMW though. That’s a lifetime supply.

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      Hey, where’d you find this? Do they have any that works on the rear blinkers?

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    Is it blinking? If so, you made a grave error in the handling of your BMW.

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    The rare picture of a BMW without a check engine light on. Truly a rare sighting.

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      If you knew the abuse I put my 21 year old used BMW through, seriously.

      Oil change? Who ever heard of it? 50+ miles a day? Yep. Lower octanw gas than it calls for? Absolutely.

      The windows won’t roll down in the back and they’re held up with erasers cut at an angle.

      She keeps going though. Smooth ride. No noise from the road. Premium sound system.

      It has been the best car I’ve ever owned despite being treated like I paid 6 bucks for it.

      • redcalcium@lemmy.institute
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        Don’t jynx it man, your head gasket might decided it’s time to blow after you posted that comment.

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      BMW := Bring Mich Werkstatt

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    You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

    Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

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    5miles, that’s like an entire 3min. I don’t think it’s supposed to stay on that long mate. Take it to the dealer and give them your credit card.

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      that’ll be 30000 bucks

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        Labor excluded.

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    Did you watch the instructional video? These are just Christmas lights.

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    deleted by creator

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    You need to see the mechanic. Looks like you have too much blinker fluid.

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    You probably paid for the wrong subscription. Most BMW owners pay for the tailgating subscription, so they can stay as close as possible to the car in front. Just call your dealership and they can change the subscription from indicators to tailgating for only 499€.

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    Press left horn.

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    Since it is mirrored it means you have to turn right. Dear god, do they just hand out driving licenses for free nowadays?

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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      No, daddy paid for it I think. He came home one day and said “here’s ur car OP”

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      Its not mirrored, what do you mean? The left blinkder is on

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    Nevermind it turned off.

    OMG! It’s back, what do I do!

    Nevermind…

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    The left seat heater is on, just cancel the subscription.

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    It should switch off automatically after you’ve overtaken the other cars once the car blocking you moves out of the way…

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