They pulled this guy out of a test tube three months ago and apparently some anon donor named P has funneled him half a million directly and a quarter million into a party van for him. Then he says he is going to one of Thiel’s ultra secret elitist parties. Needless to say these parties involve the kind of rentboys he throws off balconies. Yes the incredibly preening ultra vain body modification fetishist and live performance artist is gay. Let me get the smelling salts