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Jesus can turn water into wine, wine into port, and port into brandy.
I smell a business opportunity.
Fun fact Jesus isn’t the first person to have claimed to have done this.
Also no Jesus can’t turn wine into more concentrated wine…that’s as silly as talking snakes and rising from the dead.
Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he can’t eat it?
