Be careful of what you wish for

Pervs smh

Nice nips

I always knew there’s a giant spying on me

Where’s the sauce?

You going to get milk?

Roll a d10

Rough day at work uh buddy?

Becom froot

$4.44 is an odd price for a hot dog combo

The cheddar is on the beef stroganoff

Hot dogs!

Fuck it we’ll do it live

The sword will grow up with a traumatic childhood having been beaten by his father

So you have two pairs of legs? And wont the pizza grease stain the sheets?

People express their love in many ways

How do you think they come out warm and clean?

There’s a lil piggy in all of us

It’s called a return to sender situation

This is big, will I be notified?