Schnitzel Bub
I just steal my favorite memes from other platforms and share them with you guys.
You know, kindling to keep the Lemmy fire burning warmer.
Also, I love uncomplicated, basic stuff in life; like schnitzel, coffee and masturbation.
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Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.82·2 years agoI used to have a pixel art tut on YouTube, about 30k views. as they kept changing their terms as the time went by, in my disfavor, and in the user’s disfavor, I deleted the video. fuck them.
Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.451·2 years agoI stole it from imgur.
Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.3·2 years agoI always liked the characters but felt there wasn’t enough plot for them somehow.
Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•I always have both too many and not enough friends smh5·2 years agoit’s OK man, they’ll turn up.
they said to tell you: “ditto, lol”
they’re still blue though.
I think “the more global warming accentuates, the bigger the Firefox and the smaller the globe” is the consistent rule. and when it’s just an orange circle with 0 fox elements, and no blue left, our time will be up as a species. Just fire will remain.
this also makes sense anthropologically, since humans seem to have a built in social instinct to compare penis sizes. so if you run out of peer penises, or it is deemed socially unacceptable, one can transfer the instinct into measuring everything else compared to one’s penis.
if this would be a social norm, the standard unit approximation would probably keep increasing incrementally over the years, for social reasons.
“that door is 6 dicks wide”
“I only measured 5,2 dicks wide”
“…”
The speed with which one dick unit would increase per year on average will be called SUE or small unit energy.
it’s material hardness.
Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•I always have both too many and not enough friends smh5·2 years agoI think the situation isn’t relatable to you which makes it difficult to get the joke. and that’s perfectly fine.
American penisiae.
Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•At least he didn't die with an unanswered question.1·2 years agodeleted by creator
Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•I always have both too many and not enough friends smh5·2 years agoSounds about right. that doesn’t mean we can’t banter at work and be friendly with each other - it just doesn’t necessarily transfer into the rest of our lives, right?
perfect addition tbh.
Schnitzel Bub@lemmy.mlOPto Memes@lemmy.ml•I always have both too many and not enough friends smh353·2 years agothe whole idea of the meme and the initial joke in the series is exactly that there’s no nice way of setting this boundary, so Jerry just becomes blunt about it and accepting that it makes him look like an ass. that is the joke
I assume based on this image.