This might be an option, although I am not familiar with lineageOS.

Apkmirror link

A modern Wonder, lost to the ages of future’s past…

… Truly a mystery that will probably not be solved in our timeline. 😉

https://www.openpetition.eu/content/about_us

Maybe? Not sure if its opensource though.

He couldn’t get his dick up while looking in the mirror I guess.

Propaganda against the rightful emperor by some terrorists.

The ‘forced volunteer work’ was done based on a choice system(not their choice of course) and we can simply not help that the racial background of our most problematic demographics match nonhumans that much, although it does give food for thought.

Shock? Absolutely not, the man was a galaxial treasure.

Work and stability for millions. Freedom for all, unless they are traitors. He even rid us of a scary magic sect that kidnapped children.

To be fair, they don’t want the culture. They never said anything about the food.

It’s bad, but the worst part is how it’s basically nothing compared to both the US and the Soviet Union.

What do you mean, didn’t retaliate? They unleashed anime on the world!

The beer is missing though, he isn’t called “Prince Pils” for nothing.