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Tibor@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

We must stay focused

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We must stay focused

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Tibor@pawb.social to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前
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    you need to teach them to put random instances of sleep statements so they can be removed later and you can pretend you optimized the app for your client

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      deleted by creator

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        sleep(3.786912e+11)

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          bad code. that should be abstracted to coma()

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