• Jayjader@jlai.lu
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    3 days ago

    Interesting to read through the announced changes ; it seems like there’s been a lot of work put into this!

  • ashema@sopuli.xyz
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    3 days ago

    🚀 NEW RELEASE: Glorp 2.0 is now fully rewritten in SnargleScript!

    We’re thrilled to announce that Glorp, the industry-leading solution for quxing your flibbers, has been completely rebuilt using SnargleScript—the only language that truly understands the existential dread of your YAML files.

    Key improvements:

    • 300% faster wombling
    • Now supports left-handed zorks
    • Fully compatible with the new Blarn 4.0 ecosystem

    Breaking changes:

    • flimflam() is now flimflamAsync() (you’re welcome)
    • All existing qux configurations are now invalid (sorry)

    Download now: glorp.snargle.dev

    • lavember@programming.dev
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      3 days ago

      Awesome, Glorp has been a game-changer for me to be slarping around with my glorpers. It’s not just a new feature — it is a fundamental systemic Snargle effects system that increases schloompability.