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As a person disgusted by mushrooms, I don’t trust you and believe you may be a Big Mushroom plant.

Hummus. I don’t like mush. But then I ate some and it is fucking delicious mush.

Book 5 is my next read. I try and stagger them with other things to draw it out some and make sure I don’t burn out.

I love that Ice-T just found a steady gig but has continued putting out Body Count albums even as he’s closing in on 70.

King of opposite what you asked, I was just talking to my wife about Kelly Clarkson’s career the other day. Plucked from obscurity in the first season of American Idol, shot to stardom, now hosting daytime talk show. The woman has an incredible voice and can sing anything. It just makes me kind of sad that her talent is so underutilized.

It must have been around 1981. Five years old. Empire Strikes Back was probably the first movie I ever saw in theaters.

I woke up from a nightmare and went across the hall to my parents’ room for some comfort. They both started to get up and they were fucking STORMTROOPERS! I ran through the house screaming while they calmly and quietly pursued.

It was the most vivid, realistic, and terrifying dream I have ever had.