And if so, how does one happen upon such a farcical aquatic ceremony?

The best boy

My mom had one go to shit in like 3-6 months, have avoided them ever since (granted that was like, 15 years ago)

Red Dead 2 took 8 years to make.

If it really took them 8 years to make that is the oppsotite of talent.

Therefore, Red Dead 2 was made with the opposite of talent

“We’re still learning how to best control the narrative”

Alternate timeline:

PS1 starts.

No start up sound yet, screen says “insert credit card into slot 1”. There’s a credit card reader where the memory card goes. You insert your card.

PS1 goes “cha ching” then lets you play.

“Why would Tango Gameworks shut down like this?”

Super Switch 4064 Ti Super Ti (one is pronounced T-I, the other is “tie”)

“We held elections. You don’t like? Window is over there.”

Sri Lanka and Suriname are pictured though?

Not available in cis region? So Helldivers 2 is trans only now?

The bar should be a little higher than “we haven’t bricked anyone’s system (that we know of) (so far)”

For me #3 is “why are they being so nice? what are they up to? what do they want? how are they planning to embarass me after earning my trust?” then back in the box.

Am I misreading this graph or is it implying there were previous sales around $100 or so? I just don’t fucking get the gun skins thing.

I’m gonna go with one from 2012 itself and say Torchlight II. I just don’t understand why other ARPGs aren’t copying the “pet to town” system so I can stay in the zone rather than spending forever sorting my inventory. It’s not perfect but imo it’s still the best that genre’s ever seen.

Midnight Club II on the og Xbox was the first game I ever played online (and with voice chat to boot), and it. was. Glorious.

Not pictured: Won’t make the mistake of playing with Craig again

As if businesses are doing things for long term sustainability

I think they mean it’s the first time a player has reached a kill screen, not that it was his first time playing the game