The tech with the power

Okay, was there a baby in it (or at least nearby)? Style, even if bad taste is one thing, but if they were using that as gear, that’s a whole different story

One commit in the past two years? What does this even do? (Pretend I don’t know any buzzwords)

I was in this story in a past life. I’ve been most of the engineering roles it feels. Luigi is the worst one to be stuck in.

After this job, Luigi tried to get out of the oven business but in every interview after this, "oh you’ve worked on ovens? Nice, we have a few oven problems to solve here. "

My answer to “how long will it take?” Has recently been “is it a higher priority than x,y, and z?” (While mentally deciding if it sounds more fun to work on than x y z along with t, u, v and w.

(Un)fortunately I’ve been working on the manager’s pet project, so I’ve had a semblance of focus.

Snarky reply: humans.

Actual reply: dogs. I already talk to my dog in English

Around me the ones who use ai are as vocal as vegans and CrossFit people

But how else will it load copilot?

Uninstalled.

!foxnews@lemmy.sdf.org , similarly.

Add to that:

In the U.S. in 2020, an average of 11,857 gallons of water was used per megawatt-hour of electricity produced.

https://www.publicpower.org/periodical/article/how-much-water-our-electricity-uses

For Amazon, “data suggests that in 2023, colocation data centers used by AWS alone used more than 7.8 million megawatt hours of electricity, around a fifth of the company’s total power.” https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/aws-has-more-than-900-data-centers-report/

92 more billion gallons of water at 7.8 million megawatt hours. (That’s about a fifth of the company’s total power, so it’s more like 450 billion gallons)

And that’s just Amazon.

The ai generated websites are the absolute worst if you want information, and at this point, they are everywhere.

I make strides in mathematics all the time. Usually lateral, sometimes backwards, but strides nonetheless.

Edit: maybe an ai can now say how many r’s are in the word strawberry

You know what? You’re right! I’m gonna do that preemptively!

On top of that, I’d be happy for them.

Why are you betting when you don’t know what you’re betting on? Just give your money to a good cause, because a random bet is going to cost you the same.

That I actually WILL carry a calculator in my pocket all the time, and use it to talk to people across the world

Then use the already open one? If I see multiple milk in my fridge, I find the one someone else opened already

A spin? Clockwise or counterclockwise?

That time, we sat on a civil case, so a settlement would have been money changing hands