you differ from something. you don’t differ than it.

It’s “different from”, not “different than”, goddammit.

Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it’s hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You’ve made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.

Honey roasted wicker stools, sweet-and-sour paint chips, pulled rug sandwiches on cardboard printed to look like pretzel buns

Discovering the upper limits to what the human mind can retain and just constantly forgetting all the shit you used to find important.

Waluigi for both.

OP mistakenly thinks KMFDM stands for “Kill Mother Fuckin’ Depeche Mode”, which it certainly doesn’t.

I adore ciabatta, but it’s way too chewy to make a good burger bun

The fish part of fish and chips. No thanks on the malt vinegar. Y’all can keep your dirty foot water away from my fishies thanks.

I guess we gotta burn that bridge when we come to it.

Why does he look so much like Pete Davidson

I’ve used so many other FOSS solutions to replace winamp at this point, and they’re all functionally the same. I remember liking the interface of Clementine at some point, but honestly I don’t think I have any loyalty to any specific music software anymore.

It’s not the meaning of life. It’s the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Nobody knows what the Question is.

I mean… Sofie’s just kind of a glorified personal assistant who folds immediately.